Future of Microsoft

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As we "celebrate" the first 25

years of Microsoft, we take a look ahead at what the future holds

for the next 25 years at Microsoft...

2001 .NET system goes online, human decisions are removed from the

office environment.

2001 2:14am, August 29th, .NET become

self-aware, corporations try to pull the plug but it's too late,

.NET strikes back.

2002 Internet Explorer 6.0 for Windows

released.

2004 Supreme Court rules to break up

Microsoft.

2005 President Gates disbands Supreme Court,

orders break up of Sun Microsystems, IBM and Oracle.

2006 Windows 2004 released.

2007 Microsoft purchases

Napster-Disney-Cisco-Coke-Ford-Avis to compete with

Oracle-AOL-3Com-Pepsi-GM-Hertz and GE.

2008 Windows NT 4.0 Service Pack 84 released.

2009 Gates' second term as President begins.

2010 Microsoft Office surpasses the 18

Terabyte mark.

2012 Windows 2010 Service Pack 1 released.

2013 Windows 2010 released.

2015 Microsoft releases Internet Explorer 6.0

for Apple Macintosh.

2016 Microsoft enhances their only innovation

by introducing the "Red Screen of Death."

2020 Bill Gates purchases Linus Torvalds.

2021 Researchers develop first crash-proof

operating system, then destroy it. They are just that evil.

2024 Microsoft genetic engineers realize Bill

Gates' childhood dream and develop the first talking rabbit.

2025 A reunited Backstreet Boys perform at the

50th anniversary of the founding of Microsoft.